SMSes doing the round

SMSes that are in circulation on the seething anger against the politicians and Ram Gopal Verma's visit to the Taj with the Maharashtra chief minister.
Do not worry about terrorists coming by boat, they will end up dead. Worry more about those who come by your vote.
“Ramu ne do sarkar banayi…ek girayi”.
Q: What did Vilasrao say when he gave his resignation? A: Hey Ramu.
“Let us pray that P Chidambaram brings down TERRORISM the way he brought down the SENSEX.”