Financial Mayhem Glossary

In these trying times...
CEO : Chief Embezzlement Officer.
CFO : Corporate Fraud Officer.
Bull Market : A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
Broker : What my broker has made me.
Standard & Poor : Your life in a nutshell .
Stock analyst : Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
Institutional investor : Past year investor who’s now locked up in a nuthouse.
Profit : An archaic word no longer in use